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[fifthreturned]

Hey there. Drop me a line if you want to chat, I've usually got an ear or two to spare. Can't promise I'll be able to help, but I can listen, right?

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[pocketspa]

mmmmm iunno buddy
little bit tired of this hallucinating people thing
two months in a row and all
but i guess youre all fat and happy now right
sounds like youve got some power
id say you owe us some favors for messin' around with everyones heads so much by now

[fifthreturned]

Nah. But if you want something, I bet we could work out a deal.

[pocketspa]

listen i dont think there needs to be much of a deal in the matter
its reeeeeally simple for you
think ive done more than enough of my side in this bargain i know how magic works

anyway

so in your fakey fake land my sister and hosted this tv show it was great
and we had like, this bangin' tour poster?
anyway i want one so order up chump

[fifthreturned]

Sure. Help calm three people down when they're upset about something, and I'll get it to you.

[pocketspa]

[Mmmmm doing things.]

so does that count in like, over all the time ive been here 'cause
i did some real good calming like a month ago when everyone was dying all over the place
that should count for pretty much everything

[fifthreturned]

No, sorry! Starting now.

[pocketspa]

[THESE GUYS ARE THE WORST]

uuuuugh suck
so what do you need me to call you or whatever
do some fancy runes on the ground every time i make somebody stop crying
is there a fantasy 1099 form honestly

[fifthreturned]

Just text me when you're done. Like this.

[pocketspa]

you do realize i could just
completely cheat you with this right
i could just text you 5 min later like hey buddy whattup did some good quality calming right there
like what do you need me to get it in writing
im not doing this twice buddy i want all the specs now

[fifthreturned]

I mean, I'd know. See, when you do the stuff I asked it gives me power, and I use that power to make what you're asking for. So if you don't do it, I don't have the power. Make sense?

Let me know when you're done and we're good.

[pocketspa]

if youre getting power from all over the place how do you specifically know its me
im just saying the trust system is a shitty business model
mostly because it requires, yknow, trust
but whatever ill give you a ring or something

[fifthreturned]

I'm not worried.

Good luck!

[pocketspa]

yeah yeah of course youre not
whatever